This is King Missile of Detachable Penis fame.
The lyrics have stayed in my head for decades:
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders
Take 'em from work
It's the best way to feel better
About your low pay and appalling working conditions
It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters
It's gonna be an outstanding day
Take stuff from work
And goof off on the company time
I wrote this at work
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them
Life is good
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This is that guy that keeps misplacing his dick, so i trust him implicitly because I am also forgetful.
