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minus-squaremykneedoesnthurt@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up94·2 years agoPublic library jerseys will go through the roof!
minus-squareMNByChoice@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up38·2 years agoFuck that is gold. We need jerseys for public libraries. It doesn’t matter if it makes no sense. It is nearly better if it makes no sense.
minus-squareTurboDiesel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 years agoThe idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down2·2 years ago“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”
minus-squareMNByChoice@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 years agoNo, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings. “My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch.” “Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base.”
minus-squareTurboDiesel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoI like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoWhat would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won’t need to reuse even one!
Public library jerseys will go through the roof!
Fuck that is gold. We need jerseys for public libraries. It doesn’t matter if it makes no sense. It is nearly better if it makes no sense.
The idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly
“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”
No, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings.
“My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch.”
“Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base.”
I like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!
What would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won’t need to reuse even one!