Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoHow do we make this happen?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down127
arrow-up1989arrow-down1imageHow do we make this happen?lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square77fedilink
minus-squareTurboDiesel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·11 months agoThe idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down2·11 months ago“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”
minus-squareMNByChoice@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 months agoNo, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings. “My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch.” “Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base.”
minus-squareTurboDiesel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoI like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoWhat would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won’t need to reuse even one!
The idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly
“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”
No, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings.
“My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch.”
“Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base.”
I like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!
What would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won’t need to reuse even one!