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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says

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Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says

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President Donald Trump announced Monday the Department of Defense will likely be renamed the 'Department of War'; within a week.
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    Dep of health > Dep of pestilence

    Dep of Agriculture > Dep of Hunger

    Dep of ? > Dep of Death

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      Department of Health -> Department of Death

      Department of Agriculture -> Department of Famine

      Center for Disease Control -> Department of Pestilence

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        Center for Pestilence, or CP. Oh, wait…

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      All four horsemen!

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