Royal Navy Harrier Pilot note to engineering crew: wing panel loose and rattling coming from console that sounds like a midget with a hammer.
Engineers note to Royal Navy Harrier Pilot: Applied gaffers tape and hammer removed from midget.
I crave context
Checked the comment section in The Old Place, and:
Can’t say as to whether any of that is true, but that’s the story it came with, lmao
Surely the golf cart driver was paid to destroy evidence or something and just huffed some fumes as a cover :D
This is the oldest reference I found Jun 14, 2007:
https://www.airwarriors.com/community/threads/wheels-up-harrier-landing.21127But could not find it in List of accidents and incidents involving military aircraft
Pretty on point for an officer at Cherry Point
Your tax dollars at work.
Life’s rich tapestry 😌
Made me think of this
“No no no, Johnson! You use the inflatable raft for hard landings! The box spring is for train derailments!”