no blowjobs please
well what am I supposed to do now??
Cornetto
When’s your birthday?
22nd of February.
What year?
Every year.
Get out.
i want you to look at my cat
here’s my baby
YESSS very nice thank you
That’s a powerstance if I’ve ever seen one
Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢
it’s genuinely the best keyboard I’ve ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I’m going to college in about a month but other than that it’s stock and AMAZING!!
It’s so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!
Cashews
Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.
This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.
Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dirty woman walking then I left. Haha
Thanks for the Source! Maybe one day I will be bold enough to read that again. Memorized the image imediately.
It seems that Connect fucks up ampersands in the URL, your link is actually fine.
The link doesn’t work for me, but copying the name from URL helped me find it, thanks.
Nevermind then.
I would like a bowl of eyes please
What kind of insane?
Because I wouldn’t mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs 🤔Ooooorrr…
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I mean, there are always other options lol
No blowjobs
How about blowing my back out?
Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I’m afraid that’s all it’ll take for me these days.
as long as it’s unrelated.
Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?
I let the wind take care of it. My driveway and sidewalk are usually clear of clippings within 3-4 days after mowing.
What about after mewing?
I’ve tried mewing at that guy’s grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn’t a noticeable difference.
But all I brought were blow jobs. :(
Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?
There’s an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em
Just your presence. It’s less lonely walking the path of insanity together.
—Insane since I was 3.We are out of clock butter and clean tea cups
Can you get us a version of the pic that’s cropped properly?
