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Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Women come, women go

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Women come, women go

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Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    I laughed so hard at this, you have no idea

  • mastod0n@lemmy.world
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    ANANAS

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    I have a man,

    I have pineapple,

    Pineappleman?

    Penpineappleappleman?

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    Such is mango

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    pineappo 😊

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    19 hours ago

    https://lemmy.world/post/31789789

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comOP
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      this is truly a reddit moment isn’t it

  • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comOP
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    This was a lot funnier at 3am 🙁

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      Shame Im only reading it now :/

      Wouldve liked to laugh even harder

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      It’s always 3 somewhere.

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        3am is a state of mind.

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      I really loved it thanks

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      It is ca. 1 pm here, and I am amused. Thank you for your funny picture random person on the internet :)

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      It’s funny now

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      It would have been funnier if you had put the correct fruit tho 🥭

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        That was the joke actually. A little. Misdirection. If you will. Devious.

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          Oh, then it didn’t land on me, sorry.

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        • owsei@programming.dev
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          mischievous, even

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        But then it might have been too good to be a shitpost.

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    Pineapplego

  • angband@lemmy.world
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    I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn’t see the joke.

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    Is this loss?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I have a man, I have a pineapple.

    Pineappleman!

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    Orange you glad the man go?

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      I’ll be glad if the orange man go

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    mango?

    that’s a pineapple.

    ugh this people who don’t even know what fruits are.

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      And those aren’t even real men and women, it’s just pictures of them! Smh my head

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        It’s not even a women

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      Nah, that’s not an …apple.

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        It’s a pen.

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          Pen pineapple apple pen

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      these*

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        Thoses*

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          Supposses.

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        singular

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    Move aside

    And let the pineapple through

    Let the pineapple through

    Move aside

    And let the pineapple through

    Let the pineapple through through

    BUM BUM, BU BUM , BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUMM

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