I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

  • Estradiol Enjoyer @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 hours ago

    TBQH the drip tray is the only proper place for Keurig “coffee”. Get a $20 kettle, a $35 Clever Dripper and a $40 hand grinder off Amazon and you will have far better coffee for pretty much the same price as your Keurig machine. Or maybe even skip the kettle and just use the Keurig machine to boil water, or a pan on the stove.

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      6 days ago

      In my uncaffeinated state earlier, it seemed more important to share the stupid thing I did than to save the remaining coffee.

  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Those machines ought to know there’s no weight on the plate and not start up until there is.

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      5 days ago

      You think they’re gonna spend the money to put a sensor to detect if theres a cup or not?

  • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 days ago

    Hey, the li’l machine is just jealous of you pissing in the mouth of Mother Nature, and so it’s just acting out.

    “I learned it from watching you!”

  • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Just drink it out of the drip tray. The best water out of a public water cooler is the good stuff that dripped off of ten people’s hands.