• Could you imagine?

    “For the crimes of economy-scale larceny, murder, environmental collapse, bribery, tax evasion, and, uhh, sexual battery of a pack of golden retrievers, how do you plea?”

    “C’mon, I’m just a little guy!”

    “D’aww”

    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
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      15 hours ago

      sexual battery of a pack of golden retrievers,

      He isn’t even going to get the chance to plea for his life. That’s a summary execution right there, I should think. Gag him and insert the burning electric wire 1 in./min, starting at the toes.

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      2 days ago

      I’m not an expert, but I’m like five-nines certain a guillotine does not make a “D’aww” sound when activated.