I don’t even know how you’d find a bridge that actually guarantee death. I mean, I could (hypothetically) shoot up a police station and death by cop is more guaranteed death isn’t it. Way better than just yeeting myself off a bridge. Pigs gotta pay lmao.
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Yeah, hard pass on that. I think I’d retire early and then jump off a bridge once the funds run out.
I don’t even know how you’d find a bridge that actually guarantee death. I mean, I could (hypothetically) shoot up a police station and death by cop is more guaranteed death isn’t it. Way better than just yeeting myself off a bridge. Pigs gotta pay lmao.
holy damn that’s based. I want on whatever watchlist they put you on
I mean I didn’t want to go too deep into that end just yet, let’s pretend like it’s as easy as jumping off a bridge.
that’s about where I’m at now. take a wild guess why American capitalists are so hung up about increasing birth rates and cutting our health care