Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a “non-bear” tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!
A deer?
Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.
I don’t see the problem
Seems pretty normal especially solo hiking
who took the photos
Either Mary or Kate, probably.
solo
me when i’m red cup
- Empire TSA agent
Mosquito’s probably, they definitely need a machete with those around
The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that’s kind of true.
who was camera???
probably phone
THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
She’s badass
Pizza! P I Z Z A
Watch it rise like a souffle!
Imagine you’re in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle’s got this, dude!
Those kids got mind f’ed
ain’t no one have room to judge. machetes and mimosas all day.
Usually my machete is sheathed but same
What?! That’s how I hike! (and no joke, though sometimes it’s a rifle/shotgun instead)
I feel seen
Did you grow up some some sort of post modern thriller?
