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      1 day ago

      Thinly veiled venting with conspiracies and a healthy sprinkling of my own insanity. A lot of diseases are caused by having too much blood and plants need iron to grow and blood has iron so really if we exsaguinate a bunch of people to make an ocean of blood that’d solve pestilence and famine and probably war too.

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          24 hours ago

          Believe it or not the blood ocean would solve that too!

          (It is… a concern. A theory I have is that some people convey/detect sarcasm primarily through spoken tone while others convey/detect sarcasm primarily through ridiculousness of statements. I fall in with the latter grouping and find myself bamboozled by the former grouping, but I wonder if they are bamboozled by me in turn. I want to believe that no one could seriously think that a blood ocean is a good idea but then I look at the news and uhhhh…)