The heads seem photoshopped on to the bodies. Or did the skin tone of all their faces just differ that wildly from their bodies’ back then?
I think they wore longer clothes with higher colors back then. They would have a sunt tan from being outside, but only on their head.
Or a dirt tan from heavy industry and coal.
Considering historic mens clothing the latter isn’t implausible.
Just asked something about this, the left one looks like he has a shirt collar.
Why the leftmost one looks like has a shirt collar even though he is topless?
Tan line from his shirt collar. Modern sunscreen wasn’t invented until the 30s.
They must all be named George cause they are absolutely gorg.
My wife says the guy on the right end because “he has the sexiest diaper”.
2 from the left. The grandfather of “Bigballs” from DOGE.
I’ll take the looker on the far left. Mmmmhmm, break me off a piece of that.
What does it say? There’s no reject all and I can’t be arsed unchecking then manually.
This is a genuine photograph of six men in striped bathing suits in the early 1900s. However, we’ve found no evidence to support the claim that it was taken at a beauty contest.
The earliest internet postings of the photo we could find came in articles concerning the early days of swimsuit fashion. In 2012, Angus Trumble, the Director of the National Portrait Gallery of Australia in Canberra, provided a little more information about the photograph’s origins.
In a brief anecdote, Trumble wrote that the photo was originally available as a postcard captioned “Schöner durch Streifen. Mitteleuropa um 1910,” which translates roughly to “men made more beautiful by stripes. Central Europe around 1910.”
The anecdote in question:
Last evening over an early dinner in New York a dear old friend visiting from Australia gave me this postcard which he found lately in a museum bookshop in Germany. The caption reads Schöner durch Streifen. Mitteleuropa um 1910. The first phrase is difficult to translate with equal concision, but surely means [men made more] beautiful by stripes, and presumably therefore drips with irony.
I fucking knew it
thank you
Hey, it’s the dudes from Yoshi’s island!
#2 has an obvious boner
I’m not sure. The shape and position are weird. But so are his pants.
“Hey, my eyes are up here!”
#2 is packing.
has to, as he has no beard.
So he can’t sing a shanty?
Cant sing shanty if you got no beard.
He also has both legs
It is unclear what vehicles he owns and operates, as well as how his wife feels about potentially derogatory words.
No tash = big member… That explains a lot…
So that’s why my wife’s member is so big!
He could fuck himself in the belly button.
I was about to comment that #2 either has as raging boner or it’s just like that
That guy is full staff.
“No, no, I don’t have a boner! It’s just like that!”
Cover up those bellybuttons, boys
Sluts
#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements
Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got…
If anything, it shows how naive and credulous we became. Old photos with completely made up rubbish captions are now a staple of social media.
Bigorexia is a real thing nowadays. The male body standard inflation on social media is just wild… unless you’re on gear, cut down to 6% body fat and in good lighting you’d get ratio’d into oblivion
I know those words, but I don’t think they’re being used in a manner to which I’m accustomed.
Steroids or nobody likes you
You know what? I’m gonna not take steroids even harder.
They can tell just by looking that I don’t take steroids right? Like I don’t have to actually talk to them?
Yeah you can generally tell, the neck and shoulders have more androgen receptors so they will typically have bulbous shoulders, oversized traps and a thick neck. Other giveaways are early balding, back acne, and rapid muscle gain. And huge mass monsters are pretty obvious. If you were really interested you could take a look at Jesse James West on YouTube. He’s about the peak muscularity someone can reasonably achieve without steroids outside of genetically gifted individuals. He interviews gym girls often and they rate him so low haha.
Well, Mr. JJW’S results are more work than I want to do, so I don’t have to worry.
I’d rather have my 3% body fat “skinny arms” then synth arms.
It’s not one or the other. You can lift heavy things, not do steroids and not have skinny arms. You can also have skinny arms if you don’t want to lift heavy things and are perfectly content with them. But let’s not frame this as a binary choice because it isn’t.
My point was that I’m able to lift heavier things than most people would assume because I’m low body fat but I’m the same weight as someone who does have 15%bodyfat for my height.
Oh the 3% was not an expression… Al I can say is that I seriously doubt you really are 3% bf. If you are I hope you have all your affairs in order because you’re probably not long for the world.
Exactly. The order is important.
How can you form coherent thoughts at 3%? I would only be able to think about food
I just don’t eat sugar for the most part. Plenty of carbs and protein for slow metabolism but no sodas etc. for sugar crashes so I just have constant energy. I normally fast through breakfast and lunch eat a snack eat dinner eat another snack
And do you get good muscle recovery from this diet? I do a lot of running and cycling, eating (high carb) during my activities has really helped faster recovery and helped control cravings later.
Stereo?
I was able to ascertain the meaning, but I enjoyed your summary regardless!
I wonder how well a 1950s Mr Universe Sean Connery would do today?
That was… surprising.
what in the fuck is that. I look better and I never workout. I work desk job 50+ hrs/week. I’m supposed to be mr universe :(
Do you look better than that, or do you look like you suck off a dude for discount tren?
I wish more people would be open about it. Alan Ritchson is one of the few Hollywood celebrities that has candidly spoken about his use of exogenous testosterone to prepare for his role as Reacher, but clearly so many others are getting help. I’m in my late 50s trying to add muscle mass, and it’s a huge challenge. I’d say that I’m better off than all of the men in this 1919 photo, but not by that much.
Kinda shows beauty standards are completely arbitrary and context dependent.
Every one of them looks like Gollum’s uncle, what are you saying
They’re saying that our current ideas of male beauty have been warped heavily by drugs and plastic surgery such that we consider naturally attractive men to look unremarkable.
I’m all for a low bar on male attractiveness - handsome is as handsome does. But, these fellas look barely this side of healthy
You may have spent too much time online.
We’re getting into the body positivity discourse of a century old photo of dudes dressed like Beetlejuice’s day at the beach, so it pretty much goes without saying that we could all do with a gasp of fresh air.
Let the Lemmings have their dreams and misinformation
Lol, fair.
Oh nice new avatar
Wait, what?
I have the brain capacity of a dead sloth.
Gonna be honest, I forgot Lemmy had avatars. They’re hidden in whatever layout I use
Same here. Boost for lemmy.
