inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 4 days agoLumps in Trump's Pants Revive Health Concerns as Speculation of 'Leg Braces' Grows Days After Tumbling Up Stairswww.latintimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square96linkfedilinkarrow-up1425arrow-down110
arrow-up1415arrow-down1external-linkLumps in Trump's Pants Revive Health Concerns as Speculation of 'Leg Braces' Grows Days After Tumbling Up Stairswww.latintimes.cominclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square96linkfedilink
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoIt has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoVance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr. Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker. Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.
minus-squarenwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoThe Death Note finale is wild.
It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.
Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.
Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.
The Death Note finale is wild.