Please be dying, please be dying, please be dying.
Please let Joe Biden outlive this sack of shit.
I am concerned about his health…not being poor enough. Obese piece of shit.
Besides they aren’t leg braces, those are the extra strong straps for his shit catching suit he has to wear for when his adult incontinence panties start to overflow.
I have never seen the word “concern” used so incorrectly.
I’m concerned that he isn’t sick enough.
I hope his legs fucking snap like twigs under the immense weight of his obese, fascist body.
But I just read the other month he’s got the same height/bmi as those NFL players?
Donald Lump.
I hope Trump lives long enough, that we can Nuremberg Peter Thiel and other leaders of Project 2025. The odds of that go down if the neoconfederates have an effective leader.
Those fuckers make me wish that Death Note was more than just anime.
I would prefer Akumetsu myself. It is basically if the Punisher and Joker did a fusion dance, and made it their mission to take down corrupt politicians. Luigi taken up to 11.
That’s the dream right there
Whatever it is, I hope it’s painful.
You made me laugh, which when it’s Trump news is always a good thing. usually I would want to cry.
And prolonged.
He only deserves the best. 🤗 Rest in piss.
Health concern doesn’t seem like the right term to me, it implies I would be upset if he was ill. Maybe, poor health hope?
I’m not concerned that his health is poor, I’m concerned that his health is good.
MAGA is a cult of personality, there is no #2. He holds100% of the power. When he reaches room temperature, there will be a massive insider battle for control, but it will be for naught. NOBODY will follow anyone but HitlerPig himself.
Instead, MAGA will transition to a religious sect, and literally worship HitlerPig as a God, or at least as a prophet.
J.D. Cartman will have you repect his authoritarianism.
He could only perform for a reminder of the term, hes not winning any elections.
Valid.
I predict they form some new incarnation of the teabaggers, properly astroturfed by the likes of Faux and AFP.
If they find a new figure that gives them a permission structure to be their worst selves and they can mainline the crazy racism like they do w/ donvict, they’ll definitely go for it and pretend they never even heard of the washed-up game show host with the mini-shroom.
I’m concerned he might be in good enough health to last the next 3 and a half years
The tinshitman
So he has become too fat for his legs?
That’s not as big a problem as you’d think because they have those scooters at the supermarket. You can ask another shopper to reach stuff on the upper shelves for you.
as long as it’s not a scooty puff junior
Please let Cheeto Hitler collapse on camera. A pathetic slump would be the perfect bow to wrap all of this in, sooner than later. Cyanide and a self-headshot would display infinitely more conviction and accountability than today’s version could ever muster.
Well, this is better than what immediately came to my mind when I read ‘lumps in Trump’s pants’, at least.
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If peeing your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis.
-Old woman in Billy Madison
She was cool before The Birth Of Cool.
Get help. Obamacare is still available. You can get the medications you so desperately need.
Whatabouting incontinence… Congrats I guess?
Maybe shit for brains will be cool one day, wouldn’t that be nice for you?
Ideally, he has a stroke when he sees people protesting his little dick parade.
I know I will.
Come on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.
It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.
Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.
Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.
The Death Note finale is wild.
Simultaneous stroke and coronary thrombosis?
Something like that. Or just a massive stroke on live tv and shits himself.
Dealer, put 20$ on colonoscopy complications.
I’d take that bet, but that would mean hoping he doesn’t die. Which I’m not prepared to do.
Mud flowed up in lump’s pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He’s lump, he’s lump
He’s in my head
He’s lump, he’s lump, he’s lump
He might be deadUnfortunately his clothes always fit so terribly so who the fuck knows
By the Presidents of the United States, no less.
