cm0002@lemmy.world to MeanwhileOnGrad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agoLol looks like .ml got a "fresh" recruit!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up1142arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1131arrow-down1imageLol looks like .ml got a "fresh" recruit!lemmy.worldcm0002@lemmy.world to MeanwhileOnGrad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square71linkfedilinkfile-text
Still waiting on that CIA paycheck, man when CIA payroll dept finally pays me that back pay is gonna be sweet!
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·7 days agoUmm first off, you’re an intern, you don’t get paid. Second, I sent you for coffee like 3 hours ago and you still haven’t dropped it off at my desk.
minus-squareohulancutash@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoThirdly, Doge called and they want to know exactly what you’ve been doing this week.
minus-squareSolOrion@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoRemember: our coffee orders are classified, so you’ll have to find something else to tell them.
Umm first off, you’re an intern, you don’t get paid. Second, I sent you for coffee like 3 hours ago and you still haven’t dropped it off at my desk.
Thirdly, Doge called and they want to know exactly what you’ve been doing this week.
Remember: our coffee orders are classified, so you’ll have to find something else to tell them.