I’ve quit drinking, but my home bar used to be the queer center of town. Large southern city but not Nashville size. All queer types welcome there, owner kept a bottle of top shelf bourbon for me.
Anyhow, the core of pride and drag was in that bar. I fucking love queens, they’re so much fun. Gossip, sarcasm, black humor. Culture rooted in protest and free expression. My girl is genuinely big boned and tall. She was always talking clothes and shopping and makeup, has a flamboyant '50s style.
Anyhow, to all my straight peeps out there:
Going to a drag show is a fantastic date. Take a girl to a drag show and you’ll have a great time. Ask around and find a small show that accepts outsiders. Don’t be a total tourist, be respectful, admit you’re a virgin and do the whip cream blowjob shot, it’s candy flavored.
You will probably get lucky if you take a girl to a drag show. You may also have an in depth discussion about the history of queer protest or the pros and cons of assembly and C for microcontrollers. So many queer programmers, they must issue the socks along with the mechanical keyboard. You might get your dick sucked, but only if you want to.
Well I’m not a mixologist, but I’d assume you would replace the Irish cream with whisky (which is usually what Irish cream is made with), and omit the whipped cream.
It’s non-specific to queer culture. It’s been around for ages as a sort of funny bar standby or joke drink.
I encounted them first about 20 years ago in Canada. Had one for my 19th birthday at a random bar long before I came out as trans. Most of the time it’s a vehicle for the joke of someone saying they got you a blowjob for some kind of special occasion.
IDK, I’ve seen it at drag shows at three venues in the south. So anecdotal and maybe regional. I’ve also seen them purchased in straight bars for girls/bachelorette parties along the same vein as body shots or getting ‘straight’ girls to make out.
The way I’ve seen it done, for smaller drag shows where audience participation is possible. The hostess calls for virgins, and all the straight guy virgins are pointed out and have to come to the front and do the hands ree shot. Everyone catcalls and the room goes wild.
It’s really funny, and done with good intent, but you can tell the dudes have never been objectified that way.
And obviously, they pride themselves on their attention to detail
Fuck yeah they do.
I’ve quit drinking, but my home bar used to be the queer center of town. Large southern city but not Nashville size. All queer types welcome there, owner kept a bottle of top shelf bourbon for me.
Anyhow, the core of pride and drag was in that bar. I fucking love queens, they’re so much fun. Gossip, sarcasm, black humor. Culture rooted in protest and free expression. My girl is genuinely big boned and tall. She was always talking clothes and shopping and makeup, has a flamboyant '50s style.
Anyhow, to all my straight peeps out there:
Going to a drag show is a fantastic date. Take a girl to a drag show and you’ll have a great time. Ask around and find a small show that accepts outsiders. Don’t be a total tourist, be respectful, admit you’re a virgin and do the whip cream blowjob shot, it’s candy flavored.
You will probably get lucky if you take a girl to a drag show. You may also have an in depth discussion about the history of queer protest or the pros and cons of assembly and C for microcontrollers. So many queer programmers, they must issue the socks along with the mechanical keyboard. You might get your dick sucked, but only if you want to.
Uh… I think I’ll pass on the opportunuty
I looked it up, it’s amaretto, Irish cream liqueur, and whipped cream. You take the shot without using your hands.
I’d do a few.
Is there an alternative for those who can’t consume dairy?
Well I’m not a mixologist, but I’d assume you would replace the Irish cream with whisky (which is usually what Irish cream is made with), and omit the whipped cream.
IDK, tell them your allergic to dairy and they’ll mix something else.
I imagined it’d be something like an alcoholic beverage. I don’t drink, tho, so…
The no-hands shot got me curious, though
I wonder if this blowjob is a general thing or specific to drag culture (can you tell I’m booz noob?)
It’s non-specific to queer culture. It’s been around for ages as a sort of funny bar standby or joke drink.
I encounted them first about 20 years ago in Canada. Had one for my 19th birthday at a random bar long before I came out as trans. Most of the time it’s a vehicle for the joke of someone saying they got you a blowjob for some kind of special occasion.
IDK, I’ve seen it at drag shows at three venues in the south. So anecdotal and maybe regional. I’ve also seen them purchased in straight bars for girls/bachelorette parties along the same vein as body shots or getting ‘straight’ girls to make out.
The way I’ve seen it done, for smaller drag shows where audience participation is possible. The hostess calls for virgins, and all the straight guy virgins are pointed out and have to come to the front and do the hands ree shot. Everyone catcalls and the room goes wild.
It’s really funny, and done with good intent, but you can tell the dudes have never been objectified that way.