• Cano@lemm.eeBanned
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    Well, I’ve been a filthy commie since middle school and I still have no bitches. How do you explain that?

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        https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/no-bitches

        I was quoting memes, but sure! Assume every man using the word “bitch” is secretly a misogynist fascist and they actually deserve it!

        And people wonder why communism has such a low following among cis straight white males.

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          … you want to put that shovel down, or keep digging?

          No one is wondering where cis men are. Either they show up at the potluck and pitch in, or not.

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            Yes, I have overreacted.

            I’ll go touch grass.

            Have a good day

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              I hope your grass visit is really nice. We’ll still be here when you get back, and out at the potlucks if you come around.

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      The meme didn’t say “be a filthy commie;” the meme said “punch Nazis.” Less theory, more praxis.

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      It depends heavily on what kind of commie you are actually.

      • If you’re an ultra, you’re likely too busy shitting on other communists from the comfort of the armchair to look for a relationship

      • If you’re a ML or Maoist, you probably don’t want a relationship to spend more time “reading theory” (watching youtube slop)

      • If you’re a Trotskyite, you’re likely already in a sex offender registry

      • If you’re a Bordigist, you’re playing hard mode when it comes to getting a relationship as you refuse to be a usufructuary traitor to the health of the species (you avoid drinking and smoking and all like the plague)

      • If you’re a revolutionary Marxist who has read theory, then you’ll drive people away with your revolutionary aura

      • If you’re a Marxist who hasn’t read theory, then you’re a liberal who shouldn’t have any problems finding a relationship