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    7 days ago

    It depends heavily on what kind of commie you are actually.

    • If you’re an ultra, you’re likely too busy shitting on other communists from the comfort of the armchair to look for a relationship

    • If you’re a ML or Maoist, you probably don’t want a relationship to spend more time “reading theory” (watching youtube slop)

    • If you’re a Trotskyite, you’re likely already in a sex offender registry

    • If you’re a Bordigist, you’re playing hard mode when it comes to getting a relationship as you refuse to be a usufructuary traitor to the health of the species (you avoid drinking and smoking and all like the plague)

    • If you’re a revolutionary Marxist who has read theory, then you’ll drive people away with your revolutionary aura

    • If you’re a Marxist who hasn’t read theory, then you’re a liberal who shouldn’t have any problems finding a relationship