Cyberpunk fiction did not prepare us for the tech dystopia being utterly embarrassing.

Must be tough finding out that you married the village idiot

What a wild two sentence combo.

he shared “a conspiracy theory about soap on our foods” but wouldn’t say more, as he felt he was being watched. They went to a Chipotle,

Chipotle was where I first learned about cilantro tasting like soap. I said something like “it tastes like they didn’t rinse the soap out of a bowl or something.”

If you believe in Spiritual shit at all, the only relationship you should have is with your straitjacket