I generally think of what to do, how to do, when to do

Thinking and cleaning.

Generally, time blindness and waking up. Feels like 10 minutes, really was closer to 30-40. I never feel fully awake until I’ve showered.

I face the faucet, lean forward and put my head against the wall so the hot water runs over my neck and shoulders, then stay like that for like 20 minutes or longer.

Listening to The Archers

I disassociate

First I lube up my dildo with vaseline (it’s rubber not silicone obviously) and seat it on the floor of the shower, making sure the suction is adequate. It’s not dangerous if it slips, but for what we’re going to do next we need it to be fixed in place. Then, [Click Here to read more]

Being thorough.

Advanced Calculus.

Enjoying actually doing nothing, usually.

To me it’s like saying, what are you actually doing when you get a massage?

Enjoying it

It’s a mix of relaxing, warming up, thinking about life. I rarely do it nowadays though.

Avoiding getting out. Even Batman has trouble with it http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-11-20

Either just stand there and let my toughts wander, or shave my balls, or have sex with my wife if she tagged along, or furious masturbation followed by self loathing.

I’m actually having a shower, just being too tired/unmotivated to do it at “normal” speed.