• Skeezix@lemmy.world
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    Animaniacs huh? You’re in for a long celibate life. Put animaniacs in your tinder bio. The first rule of having cock-block hobbies and interests is to never discuss your cock block hobbies and interests. For every cock-block interest you need 3 desirable interests to balance it out. Take up guitar, hiking, and charity work to offset animaniacs. Then, mind the second rule of cock block hobbies.

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      Interesting, I recited an Animaniacs skit for my wife on our first date. She said that was the moment she fell in love with me.

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      Remember everyone, do your best to erase your personality and everything that might make you interesting so people might be interested in you.

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      Mind-blowing that I may be the only one catching the satire here.

      (please don’t make a fool out of me)

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      Holy shit that is a bad take. The biggest turnoff in the world is someone acting like something they’re not. You also wouldn’t want to be with someone who hates you for who you are.