1. Drinking Coffee stains teeth.
  2. Caffeine pills is way cheaper than Coffee.
  3. Swallowing Caffeine pill is more efficient than trying to drink coffee.
  4. You can’t control the caffeine dose with Coffee, but you can with pills.
  • Opinionhaver@feddit.uk
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    1 day ago

    Every possible way? How about the fact that I drink coffee for the taste and ritual - not for the caffeine.

      • Opinionhaver@feddit.uk
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        20 hours ago

        You didn’t address my argument. How is a caffeine pill supposed to substitute for my favorite moment in the morning - sitting down and enjoying a hot, delicious beverage?

        • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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          13 hours ago

          The pill contains small robots that burrow into your brain and twiddle the neurons to make you THINK you’re enjoying a hot coffee in the morning

          In reality, it’s shortening your lifespan by around 10 years every time. Small price to pay for white teeth, though!