Pro@programming.dev to Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoTaking Caffeine pills make more sense in every way possible than drinking Coffee.message-squaremessage-square76linkfedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down128file-text
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareTaking Caffeine pills make more sense in every way possible than drinking Coffee.Pro@programming.dev to Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square76linkfedilinkfile-text
Drinking Coffee stains teeth. Caffeine pills is way cheaper than Coffee. Swallowing Caffeine pill is more efficient than trying to drink coffee. You can’t control the caffeine dose with Coffee, but you can with pills.
minus-squareOpinionhaver@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·23 hours agoYou didn’t address my argument. How is a caffeine pill supposed to substitute for my favorite moment in the morning - sitting down and enjoying a hot, delicious beverage?
minus-squareIronfacebuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·16 hours agoThe pill contains small robots that burrow into your brain and twiddle the neurons to make you THINK you’re enjoying a hot coffee in the morning In reality, it’s shortening your lifespan by around 10 years every time. Small price to pay for white teeth, though!
You didn’t address my argument. How is a caffeine pill supposed to substitute for my favorite moment in the morning - sitting down and enjoying a hot, delicious beverage?
The pill contains small robots that burrow into your brain and twiddle the neurons to make you THINK you’re enjoying a hot coffee in the morning
In reality, it’s shortening your lifespan by around 10 years every time. Small price to pay for white teeth, though!