this is the solution. roll up in an f-150 with a hard hat and hi-vis, bolt down concrete anchors and 2x4"s, then lay plywood on top. then put planters around the area to break line-of-sight, and draw a zebra crossing on the road.
Now if you want to get really convincing and prank the city big time, get a team of people, steal the necessary equipment and materials. Remove the spikes carefully, making sure the surface is nice and smooth. Add benches, trash cans and large planters with some nice plants. The choice is yours. Make a large sign with name of the city on it, and add it to the space so that it’s visible.
Next, a big thing.
Close down the road on both sides. On one side, remove the road lines, paint a bicycle lane and add street lights. Add more benches and trash cans along the way.
On the other side, from which that sign with city name is clearly visible, you’ll rip out the road. Then fill the hole with chunky rocks. Lay evenly spaced sleepers on top of them, put steel rails on top, and anchor them to the sleepers. Next, you fill the gaps with some smaller stones along the way.
Optimally, you’ll keep this prank ongoing through the entire country and add other necessary components to it.
this is the solution. roll up in an f-150 with a hard hat and hi-vis, bolt down concrete anchors and 2x4"s, then lay plywood on top. then put planters around the area to break line-of-sight, and draw a zebra crossing on the road.
Now if you want to get really convincing and prank the city big time, get a team of people, steal the necessary equipment and materials. Remove the spikes carefully, making sure the surface is nice and smooth. Add benches, trash cans and large planters with some nice plants. The choice is yours. Make a large sign with name of the city on it, and add it to the space so that it’s visible.
Next, a big thing.
Close down the road on both sides. On one side, remove the road lines, paint a bicycle lane and add street lights. Add more benches and trash cans along the way.
On the other side, from which that sign with city name is clearly visible, you’ll rip out the road. Then fill the hole with chunky rocks. Lay evenly spaced sleepers on top of them, put steel rails on top, and anchor them to the sleepers. Next, you fill the gaps with some smaller stones along the way.
Optimally, you’ll keep this prank ongoing through the entire country and add other necessary components to it.