To be extra convincing, park a white pickup truck with flashing lights nearby. That also gives you somewhere to throw all the spikes instead of just piling them up on the ground.
If you want to really seal the deal and have some money, a work truck with tools in the bed with some screen printing on the door “Lemming Contractor Services” or maybe “Lemming Road Services”
Hi vis vest and a hard hat would probably be all one needed to look official enough to get it done even if it takes a while.
To be extra convincing, park a white pickup truck with flashing lights nearby. That also gives you somewhere to throw all the spikes instead of just piling them up on the ground.
If you want to really seal the deal and have some money, a work truck with tools in the bed with some screen printing on the door “Lemming Contractor Services” or maybe “Lemming Road Services”