First of May by Jonathan Coulton
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Missed posting this last year, but remembered (barely) this year.

Cause it’s the first of May.
First of May
Outdoor fuckin’ starts today.
So bring your favorite lady.
Or at least your favorite lay.
The water’s not cold,
Baby dip in your big toe.
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto.
Grass below you, sky above you.
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
…fuckin’ outside.