In this economy?! I don’t think I could pay more than 10$.

Oh, that’s funny to you? You won’t be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stinks. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.

No.

I find men repulsive. In a “how could anyone be attracted to one” kind of way.

I don’t understand what women see in men. I don’t know what women see in me, for that matter.

The whole man thing is just “ugh”.

I’m a fairly heteronormative white dude, and very comfortable with who and what I am, but I do feel as if maybe I’d be happier in some kind of lesbian coven.

If the price is right I would even hawk tua that thing. But the price would need to be good, you know. Like $10 or something.

I’m gonna go with ‘it depends.’ Do I get any assurances? Do I get control? I might want hazard pay under some circumstances, but if terms are good, the price would be more possible.

it’s not about the cock. it’s the men I find disgusting. if my wife had a cock I wouldn’t really care, I have one myself and I have fun with it who cares.

Depends on the price and the cock, tbh.

I’d suck Isaiah Maxwell beautiful shlong for less money than some random ugly chode, for instance.

No. I mean, I could name a price, but it’d be unethical and borderline fraudulent to actually charge it knowing that better and more enthusiastic blowjobs can be found for so much less. I just wouldn’t scam a customer like that. This attitude is why I can’t work in sales.

I mean 20 bucks is 20 bucks…

Yes I would.

At $5 for a large one, Costco has the best roasted cocks.

To save me from homelessness and dying on a cold rainy night in a gutter… probably… if you’re not a dick about it

Ehhhh, my price is unreasonably high.

Any small amounts would fuck up my flow too much to be worth it. By small I mean in the thousands. Even hundreds of thousands would cause more trouble than it would fix because I can’t just launder money easily. I’m not set up for it. Which means it would ruin my disability related services and cost more in the long run than I’d get.

Anything small enough to not cause trouble in that regard, isn’t worth sucking a dick for. I’ve had offers to get sucked, or to suck, some really damn good looking guys over the years. Zero interest on my part.

So it would take the kind of money that would make it possible for me to not give a fuck about medical costs or income for the rest of my life.

By my best estimate, based on medical costs and monthly bills, I’d need close to ten million to feel safe for the next twenty years.

So, that’s my price, ten million. Since nobody in their right mind is going to pay that to some hairy middle aged dude that’s also going to insist on a full std screening and the right to bathe said dick until I’m satisfied with any smell, even the crazies aren’t likely to be on board.

Hell, I’m fairly confident I could suck a dick well, but a ten million dollar blow job? Nah, nobody is doing that.

what about on someone like this?

I’d give it a try for free, on the right person.

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