That’s a kingly gift right there, gotta be expensive af
I hope they ended up getting married.
I heard they had a cheesy wedding
You may fascinate online audiences by showing them the same pic of cheese quote 9 billion times per week.
Duley noted. This may work better than my method of crying and begging for affection. So far, zero percent success rate
Maybe you need to cry even harder?
I’m not a woman, but that will work on me.
Fun fact: I almost lost a GF once, due to a lack of cheese (in my refrigerator).
You may fascinate just about anyone by giving them a piece of cheese.
That explains one of the companion side quests in Dragon Age: Veilguard haha, literally just had that cutscene
Oh boy, here I go throwing maidens to rivers
This dude doesn’t like cheese, I’ll leave it all to women to eat.
Die Welt braucht mehr von dir 🤩
Shitty water colors younger cousin
I love this 👌
thank god you circled it, I wasn’t sure what was being pointed at
What kind of cheese? That changes the outcome for me significantly.
A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.
Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you’ll receive in exchange.
And in case you’re wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.
Let’s talk about some aged goat cheese directly from Tuscany.
Source: experimental investigation.
This really deserves at least 3/4 the amount of upvotes as the one it’s responding to
Are these in order? So stealing her shoe and a hairpin with hair in it, and then when she confronts you offer the cheese as a diversion?
You have found the new movie plot that Hallmark has been looking for.
I was thinking it would be one of those mangas with really really long names:
“I Cast 99 Spells to Make Her Love Me, But the Only Thing That Worked Was Cheese!”
So you’re saying there’s a chance anyone fascinated with a piece of cheese might be a woman?
Lets test that: 🧀
Are you a woman now?
Who needs estrogen when you have c h e e s e
Por que no los dos
… Maybe.
You’ve got it all wrong. Any woman with fascination might be a cheese.
And here i was hoping any fascination is a woman cheesing it.
