This shitpost is so shitty I’m intentionally not upvoting it to 69. Imagine that.
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BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"2·8 days agoNot gonna argue that it’s not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic?2·11 days agoIIRC it’s done entirely through the mental link, the “reciever’s” body just fertilises the egg on its own, somehow using the dna of the partner. I assume it’s transmitted through the link, but they also can’t be using it like we do since all asari children are fully asari.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic?4·11 days agoRespect, Tali is best girl for sure.
Well… the elves were the first awake sentient beings in middle earth. Before Illuvatar confronted Aulë about the dwarves they were essentially just bodies without proper minds, they couldn’t do anything without him controlling them. I would argue that they weren’t sentient. When Illuvatar granted Aulë’s wish to grant them the secret fire he also put them to sleep, because elves were supposed to be the first-born and first non-ainur in the world.
Who was actually the first sentient race could be argued either way to me, since the dwarves were techically there first in body but weren’t awakened to actually act as sentient creatures until after the elves had roamed the world for a bit.
All this is from memory, so apologies for any errors.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto World News@lemmy.world•Syrian president under fire for saying 'We share common enemies' with IsraelEnglish51·13 days agoThey do share an enemy: Israel.
You can post any story you want on there, and i mean any. It’s possible that they have some very specific topics banned, but considering what I’ve seen on there i doubt it. Not surprised in the slightest that there are stories about a fairly major historical event such as that one.
Looks like it’s from the search function on archiveofourown.org, a site mostly for posting fanfics
The light novel would be titled “That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection, only to miss a class and almost not get together with the love of my life (another bug) by not passing”
At first glance the English language may seem reasonable, though through tough thorough thought it can be found that it is anything but.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•OnlyFans Star’s Explicit Photos May Save the National ParksEnglish4·21 days agoPlenty of titties, just manly ones
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Technology@lemmy.world•X (formerly Twitter) has been experiencing international outages for a second time in a week.English11·21 days agoThe rare counterwhoosh in the wild, amazing
Reading a whole lot into a name there buddy, I’ve held very few guns in my life and shot none of them at anything alive.
Not everywhere is America buddy, most cops here at least are good people.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto World News@lemmy.world•Denmark to raise retirement age to highest in EuropeEnglish3·22 days agoGonna need a source on that one chief. In what way are they better than the rest of the nordics?
Hey you still had something left that could die? Impressive.
It’s just one big meme, the names are all made up and likely don’t reference any specific events.
Of course I do, but why would that stop me from down voting it?