• Brianinspace@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    But what, and hear me out, hear me out hear, what if that shot all those years ago was actually part of a plot spanning across all political parties and involving millions of government employees and the plot was to give us a shot to minimize unnecessary death BUT that shot hurt a little bit and I don’t like ouchies so, and hear me out, what if we don’t get the shit and protest it but come up with a better excuse than disliking ouchies?

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      1 day ago

      "don’t leave, hear us out, don’t leave, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out. Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that.

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      2 days ago

      Or it was part of a plot to put oligarchs with vested financial interests in control of the US government?

      …Oh, right, we got that already.