DieguiTux8623@feddit.it to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoIf programming languages were weapons. Old but gold.feddit.itimagemessage-square136fedilinkarrow-up1956arrow-down199file-text
arrow-up1857arrow-down1imageIf programming languages were weapons. Old but gold.feddit.itDieguiTux8623@feddit.it to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square136fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareclb92linkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoAll the others are weapons (of varying effectiveness) used to kill others, while PHP is a “weapon” to commit suicide.
minus-squareKalash@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoNot quite. There is the exploding Java gun, a hiltless sword that would be very painful to use and a cursed hammer that hits your own finger.
All the others are weapons (of varying effectiveness) used to kill others, while PHP is a “weapon” to commit suicide.
Not quite. There is the exploding Java gun, a hiltless sword that would be very painful to use and a cursed hammer that hits your own finger.