• magnetosphere
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    3811 months ago

    That sanitized corpspeak just sticks out like a sore thumb, right? It takes deliberate, continuous effort not to start zoning out as soon as I hear it.

    • Big P
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      1711 months ago

      People have been saying constantly that they need to stop having linus respond and instead of proper PR sanitised responses.

    • ChatGPT: How can I help?

      Marketing: Imagine Ned Flanders dipping a piece of white bread into water. Now write an equivalent piece of meaningless corporate drivel.

      • @local_intruder@programming.dev
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        311 months ago

        Embracing the synergy of hydro-imbued sustenance, Ned Flanders artfully engages in a paradigm-shifting experiential interaction, wherein a pristine canvas of gluten-based sustenance seamlessly converges with the aqueous medium, fostering a harmonious union of flavors and textures that exemplifies our commitment to innovative culinary expressions.

        This is what I got xD

        • @argv_minus_one@beehaw.org
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          11 months ago

          Dear God. It’s perfect.

          You know how they say AI is going to take our jobs?

          They’re wrong. AI is going to take CEOs’ jobs.