I’ll try to stay serene and calm

When Alabama gets the bomb

—“Who’s Next” by Tom Lehrer

Nothing wrong with being weird! Sometimes we all have to take Chances.

Oh no! …Anyway.

including scores of women and children

This always assumes that there are no civilian men. I get that men are the ones usually conscripted, but… that’s always seemed weird to me.

With Ray Manzarek playing the keys.

Kids can handle much, much more than adults give them credit for. Let them watch the panels without worrying about what anyone else thinks.

should of

should have

I was trying to come up with some sick joke about the babies being antisemitic in the eyes of Israel, but I threw up a little bit every time I tried.

And I’ve got a dark sense of humor, so that’s saying something. >.<

How much do we want to bet that someone along the line looked the other way because they believe in being violent towards their kids?

You know, the “spare the rod…” sort. Those people still exist, unfortunately.

Ah, the sound of Joe Rogan’s head exploding.

I was waiting for this comment. 😁

The reactionary vegan hate is real.

Brian Wilson and Al Jardine have been pretty openly against the Orange One using their music. But yeah… Mike Love’s gonna Mike Love. Not sure why Bruce Johnston still associates with him.

“It’s the D–k van D–e show! Starring D–k van D–e!”

Whoops, I made an assumption there. Post edited.

Yeah, Wikimedia commons… not sure why someone would do that.

Almost 1 in 4 are downvotes. The word “vegan” really triggers some people.

Nevermind. Bad quality post is the explanation. I’ve seen the above-mentioned triggering happen enough that I made an assumption. Disregard. 😁

In response to gross privacy violations from big companies and governments:

“If you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to fear.”

Fine. I’ll awoo instead. 🐺

Tampon Tim

Stopping the red from flowing. County by county, state by state.

I love you too, Pepsi.