She’s not a Targaryan. We don’t give a fuck.

https://mashable.com/article/smartphone-biometrics-dead-body-touch-id-face-id

Might be outdated, though

It is hit or miss. The fingerprint button is also looking for the electrical signals of a living person. Apparently, that doesn’t end immediately upon death.

I’m partial to the tufted titmouse

If I’m ever on a jury for a case that relies on police testimony as its lynchpin, I’ll hang it single handedly if I have to. Show me some evidence.

Can’t be compelled to testify against a spouse

Well, “fine” is debatable when describing Jeanine Pirro

Get that fucker on the stand or in a deposition and ask, “What were you hoping to accomplish by firing at the driver?”

Let’s see whether or not the officer moved out of the way after firing

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I got old

Self criticism

It’s quite a feat if I get fewer than 4000 steps in any given day, and I have a desk job.

If he uses advice of counsel defense, he has to waive attorney client privilege. Seems like a nice trap by special counsel.

Until I wake up naturally instead of by an alarm clock or a cat attacking my toes

I want to go to sleep

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