I went to a kid’s birthday party the other day. There was a little girl (maybe 4y/o?) there who had been to another party earlier in the day but left before that party had cake.

The second that cake was mentioned she starts wandering around going, “Can I have cake?” to anyone who would listen.

“Can I have cake? Can I have cake?” I was told someone had cake and I’ll be damned if I don’t get some immediately.

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Very cool!

I looked into ladybugs for aphids a few years ago and IIRC, if you can get them, they eat a ton in the larval stage. Also sometimes you go to release adults and they mostly just fly off instead of indulging in the feast you’ve presented.

He didn’t want PIZZA! He wanted FRENCH FRIES from MCDONALDS!!! He wanted RONALD to personally cut his burger up for him because it’s EMBARRASSING when his MOM does it! He wanted to use the SLIDE but he POOPED on it before he made it to the bottom and that’s SOMEONE ELSE’S fault!!!

He’s probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.

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This is lovely

Men

girls

Adult girls are called women.

They also call him Zukerberg at least twice.

So you have somewhere to set your shower beer!

Best I can do is sea feet.

It’s called hostile architecture and it’s things like arm rests in the middle of a bench so you can’t lie down on it, or sloped windowsills so you can’t sit there.

I once saw a bench with a statue of a person sleeping on it. Wtf?

“To prevent the unsightly possibility of someone sleeping on this bench, we should put a statue of someone sleeping on this bench! Leave the useless bench there but also fuck you!”

Or just one big one

And don’t you worry what they tell themselves when you’re away

I quit circa 2012 after a friend posted a photo of us and fb suggested they tag me.

I’ve never used any of the others.

This, but about onions.

It’s North Carolina