TIL there’s lice in the sea…

Cheap and gaudy. Looks like absolute shit.

We’re gonna have to bulldoze the whole fucking building when that shitstain finally leaves office. It’s going to smell so nasty. 🤢

Make it more “beautiful” by leaving then, fuck-wit. Seeing a bloated sack of spoiled mayonnaise is gonna gross out anyone with any sense…

None. I am extremely cheap and alcohol is too pricey for my cheap arse.

Once in a blue moon (see like, every five to seven years), I may have a margherita or some warm sake.

I like fruity drinks (mai tais 🤤) but my cheapness will win every time.

Now is not the time for ANYONE to be accepting help from the US. Mexico would be wise to say HELL FUCK NO and follow up with “if you come here, it’s an invasion and will start a war”.

Because he likes Russian dick. We’ve already established this.

And I demand pedos move out of DC immediately. Actually, I’d like them to move to a new planet. Mars. Go to Mars (you can take all the oxygen you can carry).

Interested to know why the opinion of a geriatric old pedofile has any right to say Ukraine has to give up any of its land…

Pedo-in-Chief being a grade-A dumbass again.

Ukraine should not have to give up anything. Kowtowing to bullies gets you nowhere.

Smart. Good on Thailand.

I saw a Bender “Do a flip!” meme somewhere

Says the Failure and Disgrace…

Yam Tits just heard the term, hence the sudden tariffs.

Lemme get out my tiny violin…

I will hear out Associated and BBC but if it’s in the US? Nah, probably owned by some billionaire parasite shitbag.

Yeah, no they ain’t. They wanted this and they are happy they got this. Everyone is fucking miserable except those pieces of shit.

Gideon The Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

Not usually my type of book but every time I try and get a few pages in, I enjoy what I read.

Boycott the Olympics. Full stop.

Do not participate. Do not let your athletes go to a fascist country. Do not watch or follow any streams. And if you live in this shithole, don’t go.

Sounds like I need to buy a new bra or two. Support the store and support the ta-tas.

Shouldn’t matter what you or don’t do, we all deserve health care… you fucking creep