The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

The two signs you need are:

1. Did you drop off your ballot?
2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?

This is the way

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

Let’s make sure to shame the people being bombarded by advertisements for 90% of their lives. That’ll motivate them to be more cognizant of botany

Deserves it. The latest update rounded the game out really well and has been absolutely addictive.

Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

Kill two for matching clogs!

I don’t know if they’re all bastards, but HR is absolutely not your friend. Human Resources <> protections for employees. Instead, Human Resources = protection for the company

The nintendo lawyers are gonna have to remind themselves not to send cease and desists to this place. Yknow, since the historical records housed there inherently infringe on various nintendo copyrights /s

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years

https://www.gq.com.au/health/fitness/the-hellish-regime-hugh-jackman-went-through-for-his-logan-body/news-story/a1f6feeeee1a14c365f72e74671fe3df?amp=1

Apparently, body builders commonly do this, too, from what I’m seeing in various comments

Didn’t he explain one time that the key to looking really shredded for a movie is to get SUPER dehydrated right as filming begins? Think it was because then it makes your abs and other chest muscles stick out really prominently and achieves the Hollywood expectation for how strong guy should look

Go ahead. Throw your vote away Kang and Kodos laughter

It’s funny that it doesn’t have a headphone jack but it clearly has a little notch in the center where those usually go

Smithers! Send flowers to the widow

Naw, no hate. iPods are fuckin rad. Younger generations should definitely get to enjoy older tech. But the author’s observations weren’t really anything I needed to invest my time in reading. I know old iTunes had a visualizer. I don’t know why I read the whole thing anyways

Why did I just read an article about using an iPod that was clearly written by someone born in the early-mid 2000s? I know the original ipod was fun. I was there, gandalf

This from ye olde tumblr