it’s simple, but it ain’t easy

braggart!

Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

you had him locked up??

that’s East Dakota

yeah but they picked the shitty radio edit and didn’t even wait to the end to start announcing the next song, they stink!

Source?

…reddit is left wing?

Thrift stores very often have a lot of glass ovenware for real cheap. It might still be Pyrex, but you’re not supporting the company by buying it. If anything, you’re supporting the environment by reusing, and thrift stores are generally local as well.

Absolutely vulgar

in 3D

Yoooo I love trans bights

I’m having a Planck IQ moment trying to decypher the four lines of distilled aneurysm with which you just presented me

don’t fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors

owo

I don’t get this cutaway, Peter

booo! get off the stage!

Well there’s yer problem

okay but that’s pretty fucking metal

Ah, if I had known Sweden was selling self-propelled artillery systems, I wouldn’t have bought mine in China, drats.