im not sure whether i like that one or the 2009 one better tbh.

are you joking, basically all of modern society has a vested interest in people not believing it.

they also have admitted to only announcing the most optimistic results because nobody would believe them if they didn’t, and if people did it would be devastating

oop sorry

How the fuck was that channel able to recover from the “I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held” meme

lmao

My 11 year old brother learned what rule34 was from Roblox staff because he tried to upload a model for a game he was making, and they denied it and said it was “rule34” when he asked why. The model was literally a cat

Not even going to mention Madagascar Kartz, which also had Shrek and B.O.B. from Monsters vs Aliens?

Phoenician pro-tip: if you use a letter for each individual sound instead of one for every word, it makes for a more efficient writing system. Also DO NOT fuck with the Romans or random weirdo desert tribes they will murder you without mercy.

oh god that’s terrifying

ok to but to be fair, the creator of Lemmy is a tankie. not “anyone I don’t like is a tankie” tankie, but “genuinely supports the Soviet Union and CCP” tankie.

why isn’t the void there

I think they are referring to Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, etc. the past few wars the U.S. has been in have largely been fought over oil.

even funnier is the other cat screaming in the background in response

what in gods name is happening over there, between this and removing awards they’ve been acting really weird since the protest

cyan, yellow, magenta, the ELITE! All of which are American dreams! All of which are American dreams!

aww such babies, i love the little scottish fold ears

Not a mod but the “relates their entire personality on their anime profile picture” part is literally me. The moment I switched to this pfp on discord my entire online personality changed to fit it

it was a “military organization”, he said, that will be used for “aiding law enforcement with riots and illegal immigration”.

The whole time I was reading this, I was wondering how the fuck any of this is legal, and this passage answers my question perfectly: it’s not. The constitution explicitly says that the military is never to be used for policing purposes, because the founding fathers were terrified of this exact kind of overreach happening as a result. This is the same as if the Third Amendment somehow became relevant again in modern times. That’s why they branded the militia as “disaster relief,” for the same reason as Fox News is branded as “entertainment” and not news media; they know this would never hold up against the law.

United Fruit Company —> Chiquita