Aw fuck. I was just starting to get regular depressed again and then you go and remind me that there’s also a whole other kind of depression on its way. Depressing.

And as they continue to vote against their own interests it becomes a self-perpetuating system.

I don’t know any context where this could be ok.

I once did it because chef told me I had to cut more green peppers.

James

Earl

Ray

I think I’m better off just not knowing.

All of that actually sounds really cool to me. Especially the diy chain.

What is this “electricity” you speak of?

My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

Yeah, this is favorite so far.

Trust me, you don’t want it.

You know what’s up

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

Yeah, I avoid the “check 1-2.” I’ll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.

My first thought also

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

They are not.

Tbf, that’s a pretty low bar.

Man, that last panel made me crack up.