Big surprise! Call the press!

Do you wash your hair before getting a haircut? Out of respect for the professional, always clean yourself before they have to get up close and personal.

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Rent free

This goes really hard

Mama

Left dog’s got those creepy Elizabeth Holmes eyes

Oof, I sure hope it wasn’t Ethan

You don’t need to apologize for an accident, man! Do you and comment as much as you want, it’s a free website. Don’t let this pickle person tell you what you can or can’t do

That makes it better

Haha, I grew up on the Gameboy Advanced, so pretty close! But most of my gaming happens with a good old mouse and keyboard.

I wish I could but man, I can’t even get used to a Xbox style controller for gaming, much less a different keyboard layout. More power to ya tho. I may not understand it, but the boards y’all pump out are novel.

You guys really hate traditional typing methods, eh?

It sounds like an ergo board isn’t the tool for the job then

Many people are forgetting the simplest answer here. Just use a full size keyboard. They are abundant and cheap. They come with ALL THE KEYS and don’t make you layer shift in order to efficiently achieve what you need to do.

It’s a fairly common name, like mailman. No need to pull out the sexism card