Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour

See you in hell, candy boys!

Wax lip man (voiced by Hank Azaria, no less) claims his candy has 1000 uses. It transpires that wax lips have substantially fewer than 1000 uses.

Dental Plan…

Mirror. Mirror!

Well people do say that the magnetic attraction that the pickups have on the strings can reduce sustain. Ergo, more pickups = less sustain. Whether that effect would be noticeable is debatable.

I have to say my first response to the pic was: “how much hum would a humbucker buck if a humbucker could buck hum?”.

Edit: a word

I see what you’re doing: posting about Jack to remind us all about his magic beans.