SIGH. “Max please stop goofing around doing rollercoaster hands down the main straight. Hands on the wheel at all times please…”

(next lap)

NYOOOOOOOOMMM

“BOTH. HANDS. On the wheel please Max. Waving at the pit wall is not better…”

Agreed, but that’s not “all” the new regulations have done.

Unless you were being pusposefully hyperbolic, then I understamd your point - F1 has teetered on becoming a Law and Order spinoff since 2021.

Ferrari made too many mistakes in the last five years.

Yes. But I foresee a Toto Directive being penned one of these days.

Additionally, looking at how Checo cuts through the field vs how Max cuts through the field I firmly believe that Max really is the speshul sauce that sets the RB apart from the rest.

It’s the best car, for sure, but it isn’t 30secs per race better than the field unless Max is driving it.

I’d pay real schmeckos to see Lando, Piastri, Russel, Fernando and Lewis do runs in it to get an average baseline of it’s performance.

Like let Max, Lando, Piastri, Russel, Fernando and Lewis take the ten teams cars for a “road test” type showdown on a few different types of tracks and then give their verdict on the cars.

Suggested Epic level character:

Adrian Newy: Is an airbender.

Strengths: Might be the next avatar.

Weakness: Budget constraints.

Special: One of one, if you have him in your party you are basically guaranteed a campaign win.

“…paid him eighteen milyun to sit at home knuckle deep in his girlfriend…”

A true wordsmith.

As someone who has sat though years of Mercedes domination I am happy for a change of leadership. The past three seasons have been more exciting in general as well. Get back to me when Resbull wins the 8th consecutive constructors in 2029.

Zhou tried his best.

As is tradition.

I wish they would give us the 360 camera feed to watch.

This is for Alpha Tauri, wasn’t the Miami one for Red Bull?

Carlos bringing the DAD VOICE: “Tell me the other driver positions and their tires AND DO IT QUICKLY”. Like a Red Foreman trying to figure out which of the kids in his basement smoked what at the water tower before he goes to explain to the cops waiting in the living room what’s what.

I have a strong feeling Sainz is done. Look at Ferrari releasing them in the wrong order dur8ng quali and having him let Leclerc past in the pitlane before their outlap not once, but TWICE.

And Lando defending like the 2nd monkey on the ramp to the Ark, and brother, the 3rd monkey just realised it started dripping…

And the drivers don’t mash the pedal to the floor and go faster no matter how quick they were going before said foot mashing.

YAH WHERE FERRET!

This is the cover of a rapper’s first R 'n B album.

Please read “The Spy and The Traitor.” Interesting nonfiction on a Russian that spied for Britain during the cold war.

You dropped a middle ‘e’ there…

tx. Yeah I read now that Horner said they were like an old married couple.

Sainz playing strategist from the cockpit yet again.

I wonder what his pace would have been like had he been given the swop around he asked for.