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positive humor can be a big winner. of course, being easy on the eyes helps a ton

well shit, guess I’m cooked :/

jk, sort of. how can I develop better positive humor?

That’s fair. What kind of porn are you looking for? Short and to the point so you can get your fix? Long form to enjoy a story with sex in it? Music videos to beat your shmeat to? 2d, 3d, live action?

noodle dude keeps a website of his pmvs, they’re pretty good.

noodledude.io

There are also plenty of discords specifically for sharing porn as well.

Ooh, sounds hot. Do you get a lot of stares or looks when you flash in public?

Truth: What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

Dare: Fill all your holes with dildos. Mouth ass and pussy

it is not ok you fucking dumbass, you let your wife abuse/manipulate you into letting her fuck another man, then beat your meat to a picture of her getting dicked down with the caption that she wants a divorce. like do you understand how absolutely cooked you are?

fuck man i came here to beat my dick and this is the first post, I’m not even horny anymore, this is just that sad.

you need to get your shit together. stop letting her walk all over you; having a relationship is not worth sacrificing your mental health over. ffs take the divorce, hope you don’t lose everything in the proceedings, and cut her completely out of your life.

lovely photo and excellent physique, but what’s up with the random black bar?

ngl I thought this said Bionicles

this has to be filters, there’s literally no way