notnotdying

'Tis a fine batten, but sure it is no post, English.

https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/ROTWKG19120814.2.56.5

I found working at a ski-resort and living in staff accommodation to be a bit like this, although there can definitely be a bit more of a “party” attitude, which might be a positive or a negative depending on what you’re looking for.

This is a mangrove, right?

Oh yeah they made a documentary about the guy

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I thought that maybe that was the single braincell, stored in the butt for safe-keeping.

You joke, but I distinctly remember doing this about 10 years ago for a local auction website.

Straight into the depression memes folder ✅️

People these days just expect you to beat it into submission with the toilet brush smh

Many years ago, an iconic commercial touched on this issue.

(I regret sharing advertising material, but)

“Funky wunky wittle dreams” Tell me you’re a prospit dreamer without telling me

That’s called incentive

That basketball court looks like something straight outta Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Grower not a Shower