I see your haven’t downloaded it yet, and raise you a I don’t even know what the hell it is.

Getting fired from that place was the _sob best thing that ever happened to me.

My old person trait is when someone offers me coffee, I look at my watch.

My plan is to delete all my content, but leave my profile intact, so posterity can see what a prolific contributor I was, but not see any of my content.

Man I used to waterpik every single night, but they stopped manufacturing the tip that I liked and I can’t find it anywhere (even on eBay).

It’s a weak excuse I know, but I really think I’d get back into it if I could find the tips I liked.

Watching my dad right-click, and select “Copy” from the popup menu…

I had a Brother Monochrome laser printer that randomly threw and error code and was bricked. Printed about 30 sheets through it before it died. Threw it in a dumpster.

Hesitantly, I bought a similar used one on Craigslist for $40 and it’s been running fine for two years now. I might’ve just gotten unlucky with the first one.

This is like an open source “hey Google”?