Joint Chief Asshole
The idea is simply that the female of the species should be considered a brood mare and nothing more. More meat for the grinder. Do these people not have wives, daughters, mothers, to give them some feedback about what they’re doing wrong? I know, brainwashed. But still.
Soooo many horror movie ideas
Awesome. That is sooo neat that I haven’t aged out too bad. Whatever works my friend.
Didn’t think of that one back then. Nice one!
Perfect for teaching 3rd grade earth science
That’s going to leave a mark
It never works out all that well. Would you care for a cold beverage while we watch the continuing fireworks?
Oh, fuck me! I got nothing else.
You do realize I’m going to do this? I blame you. You’re awesome.
Wow. I thought my dad jokes were corny. Now where can I use this?
They shall bear their marks with honor.
I’m sorry. Do you need a hug? I would. And we have now learned a very valuable lesson. Do not subject yourself to this ever again. Go have a cookie. You’ll feel better.
It was the early 90’s and Raleigh had a line called Technium. The tubes were bonded to the lugs. Not really welded. More pinned and “glued” I guess. The frame broke at either the top or down tube and there went the fork, and my buddy’s face. Screw aluminum. Steel has memory. I found that out the hard way. I’m far from a metallurgist. This is the extent of my elementary teacher brain. And a broken cf seat post is scary.
As a former cyclist, steel is real. I’ve seen aluminum bikes fail (as in, break at the top and down tube)during a ride. Screw your aluminum!
Well good morning to me. So to go along with the PTSD, the depression, anxiety, spinal fuck ups and, as of yesterday, the chance I may have cancer, I got this going for me. It’s only Wednesday right? Right? Got to keep pushing on. It’s Hell sometimes but I continue to push on.
This is an amazing thing. The Villages is usually redder than red. Hope.
What about our monthly friend, the period? For my wife.