Maybe they’re gonna go full Yamaha.

Can’t wait to play a Honda Tenor Saxophone.

Please redirect the energy rays Oman is sending to deadname “Gulf of America” because that’s the worst rebrand in the world.

As a mod, when a joke falls flat I have two options.

1. remove it

2. let 'em cook.

So to this I say,

“Bake em away toys.”

Hey, at least it brought us here. And now that Lemm.ee is going away I’m doing this whole thing again.

I think the candidate ship has sailed, we’re looking for generals now.

Also consider social factors- chances are more baby’s are made during celebrations, and wintertime has a BUNCH of those. I’ve hooked up with so many people after the NYE midnight kiss, lord knows how many kids I have running around this city.