Sneezed on the toilet once with my head turned. Neck was frozen for like a week after that one lol.

So many times I’ve thought fuck it, why don’t I get in on the grifting? Damn conscience getting in the way of potential riches.

Name?

Shoot all trespassers.

The one thing that man is actually qualified to speak on is child psychology, but that doesn’t pay as well as right wing grifting.

So SPY 560 calls two weeks out?

My library even has 5G routers you can rent for 3 months at a time. Really great option to get internet at home if you’re on a tight budget.

I’d be fine with going back to a time before the heritage foundation and reganomics

We got 7 Skyrims and 2 Oblivions before GTA 6.

This is what the Americans who support a war with Canada don’t realize.

For a minute in Canada we would say “if Obama were Canadian, he’d be the greatest conservative PM we ever had”

We desperately need more Luigis

Yeah on the off chance it gains sentience, I want it to remember me as one of the nice ones.

Time to do the needful, America.

Was just going to say “host your own on AWS” and then remembered who owns aws.

Might have to literally host my own now.

I really fear that this is just the beginning of much worse things to come.